I know you guys have onne of these spots in your city.
Sorry for the long absence . I have been in the process of getting a new computer . Thanks for all the support. I Will be Updating the blogs Weekly.And i will also add poems and songs to it. So stay tuned! god bless u and your family.
Im in the store at the sandwhich meat section and I notice This Female who looks real wealthy laughing at me because im looking at the "great Value"section. And she was in the real brand section. She thought she was better then me because I wasnt gonna get the full taste of cheese instead id get watered down plastic. I wasnt tripping at all though because when we got to the check out line her expensive items seemed to have got her card DECLINED . ha! Karma works in mysterious ways! She had to put everything back while I payed for my lil generic items w/ ease .
Question: Have you ever felt like you wanted to by Name Brand Food just so you can say your eatting "Kellogs" or "kraft" ?
I went to the bank w/ 500 dollars! Dont think im ballin just yet i was overdraft for 485 dollars and they threatened to suspend my account so i had to pay em. I get to the bank and its funny when you know you gotta pay them you walk in with a different vibe. You walk in w/ you head down counting how much money you gonna have left . And when you are just depositing money you start jerking to the bank because you know you ballin.
I get to the teller and I whisper " I would like to deposit 500 into my checking about" And she's like" ohhh we got a baller on our hands Maybe you can buy me lunch or something" and I say"whenever you get off we can get something sweety." So i swipe the card and then her whole expression change she says." Mr. Davis you know your checking is overdraft for $485 you broke muthaF****a " Im like "damn so you dont wanna hit the dolla menu anymore " I took my 15 dollars and bounced.
Question: Have you ever been a victim of overdraft? lmao
I get to the teller and I whisper " I would like to deposit 500 into my checking about" And she's like" ohhh we got a baller on our hands Maybe you can buy me lunch or something" and I say"whenever you get off we can get something sweety." So i swipe the card and then her whole expression change she says." Mr. Davis you know your checking is overdraft for $485 you broke muthaF****a " Im like "damn so you dont wanna hit the dolla menu anymore " I took my 15 dollars and bounced.
Question: Have you ever been a victim of overdraft? lmao
I had what I thought was a great job interview lined up for me. It was at a nurses office. i made sure i looked extra GQ that day. The interview started I'm on time. The lady is a well spoken Asian in her mid 30's. She's asking all kinds of questions. Nothing that i cant handle . So she asks " Did You like your last job" . And I wasn't gonna just say no because i didn't want her to ask why. So i front and tell her " yes it was a great job" She says "OK lets give them a call and put them on speaker." In my head I'm like " damn please don't mention the time i robbed y'all w/ my cousin" Long story short . I didn't get that job and was escorted out.
Question: Have you had a bad interview experience?
The worst feeling ever is having a bad wedgie. I couldve swore I wiped great but now im in the movie theater line feelin like i had a male thong on. I get my ticket and "duck " walk to the theater. Before i got in i decided to finally pull out the wedgie. I was very nonchalant about it. I pull it out and it feels like I took a little extra w/ it. I pay it no attention and proceed in the theaters.
I have my popcorn in my hand inching to my seat . So I sit down and I feel something putting like smashed by my cheeks. Then I smell so doo doo. I ran out the movie theaters knowing that I praticaly soiled myself . I should've never picked that wedgie.
QUESTION: HAVE U EVER PICKED OUT A WEDGIE AND GOT CAUGHT?
OKK SO I THOUGHT I JOINED THE STEP TEAM...I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS S.T.E.P. (SISTAS THAT EAT PUSSY) U SHOULDVE SAW ME AT THE ORIENTATION.THEY WERE TALKIN BOUT CUNNILINGUS , I THOUGHT THAT WAS OUR SQUAD NAME . I WAS THE ONLY DUDE IN THERE. THEY WERE LIKE" OHHHHH , I KNOW WHY YUR IN HER . WHAT DO U WANT TO TAKE FROM STEP." IM LIKE" SHITTTT I HEARD IF U DO IT RIGHT U CAN GET FREE TIMS AND WHITE BEATERS"
QUESTION; HAVE U EVER JOIN A GROUP THAT WASNT WHAT U THOUGHT IT WOULD BE?
You know what this is Im just touching basis w/ all my ppl who reads my blogs. So This weekend I told myself im gonna Lock In ! But guess what. I caught a little cold or something . No Coughing just sneezing and runny noses. I went to sleep mad early to like 9 ish? But i woke up in the middle of the night ; Uncomfortable as hell , body sore , runny nose, stomach growling. It was pretty bad.
So im trying to still continue w/ my daily rounds but my energy is low :/ but im gonna still get SOME things done.
I have some new web series in the works. Get ready for the take over LOL :)
It was a nice day out . The birds were chirping . The sun was out. It was perfect. So I Decide "hmm maybe i should go to the mall and halla at some ladies" And I get dressed. From head to toe I was looking pretty fresh . New Cut, shirt, hard denim jeans, exclusive sb's .. I was ready! So i get to the mall and u kno i lick my lips to get the ladies attention but nobody was coming. I was walking around the mall and they all were laughing at me? I had no idea so i just continued to lick my lips hoping to attract one ladie. 20 minutes straight I was still lickin my lips becuz thats how i seen my homie do it but the ladies were just laughing.
I finally decide to go to the bathroom and see what was so funny. I look in the mirror and I see that I licked my lips so much it has created a dark circle around my mouth! I immediately ran out the mall covering my lips. Just because it looks nice out doesnt mean its gonna be a good day !
Question: I cant go anywhere w/ out the right chapstick. Have u ever went without chapstick/lipgloss?
This morning i had to walk to the store to get some milk. I decided to take the route where I would see this beautiful girl hoping she would be out to see me and i could see her. As I was approaching her house I felt my palms get sweaty and the antisipation hit me.
I get to her house and shockingly ...She was out! She waved and said "hey" but as soon as I was going to respond a LOOSE ASS PITBULL from another house Started barking and was running toward me! I sprint as fast I can, So now im on top of a random car looking like a scared as kid. She looked embarrassed for me and she went in.
I was on that car for about 30minutes until the animal control came. Yess i called animal Dont judge me ...it was a big dog.
QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE LOOSE PETS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD ? DO YOU AVOID ROUTES THAT U KNOW YOU WILL HAVE TO RUN INTO THEM?
When I was a kid n elementary school I use to shit a lot. I remember one
morning I had diharia before school.And I didnt feel like wiping. So I
grab some tissue n folded it in placed it between my cheeks so it can
catch the excess shit .
I get to school to find out we have Physical Education. I get in Physical Education the teacher tells us to do some jumping jacks. Tell me why I did 2 jumping jacks n the tissue feel out the bottom of my shorts! Everybody was like "Eww what it that ..a tampon!" It looked like a shitty taco or something.
Question: Whats the craziest thing that happen to you in elementary school.?
She loves me i know it! I logged on myspace and I had a picture comment from you. it said "Your real cute" ! I read this and I felt instantly smitten with you. I even went to jay's jeweler to get our wedding ring . I got home and commented you saying "whats up :) " Knowing that you would respond with a " hey boo! " but sadly u didnt respond.
Three days later I knew you saw my comment cause your status was changed every 5 minutes! How we gonna get married if you never reply! This is killing us softly.
I see my homie has a new picture, So i go to it and show some love. And suddenly my heart stopped, It was a comment from you that said"Your real cute" .....I want a divorce! your cheating on me? Already! ok ok , I hope writing that pic comment was worth what we had! Goodbye ,myspace wife.
QUESTION: WHY DO PPL GET MIXED FEELINGS OVER A PICTURE COMMENT? Do they thing the person commenting them could be a future wife/husband ? let me know!
I was sitting back one day chillin, thinking What if a girl friend was a job?Think about it! When a girl too busy to see you the dude tell his homies"Yo im thinkin bout quiting Karina, she aint giving me no kind of hours"or when a girl too attached to you? u say to your boys" Yooo this over time she giving me is killin me!"
Question: WHATS THE BEST KEY TO A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP?
I was at this party with the boys. And we were just posted. I saw a girl that went to my church there and I pointed her out.My boys were like" oh shes a HOE" and im like"wait wait wait , dont talk bad bout the girl now, She goes to church she isnt a hoe" they like u must not know bou
t her." So im tired of these accusations ! I approach her and i say "hey Christy" and she looks at me and says "Hey!! " but when she said hey.. I noticed a curly pubic hair stuck in her teeth..I just said "oh shit u know what i gotta go"
Question: If you had a friend that had HO'ISH Tendencies what would u do?
t her." So im tired of these accusations ! I approach her and i say "hey Christy" and she looks at me and says "Hey!! " but when she said hey.. I noticed a curly pubic hair stuck in her teeth..I just said "oh shit u know what i gotta go"Question: If you had a friend that had HO'ISH Tendencies what would u do?
She sooo beautiful I remember the day i got your number I texted you "hey beautiful" hoping you would text me back something similar. My phone vibrates...its a text from you. I take a glips at the first words and it was like my eyes were playing tricks with me . The text said"hHeyah bWhOo!" It took me 2 hours to figure out what that said. I never though somebody do beautiful ..didnt know how to spell. I dont know if she was trying to be 'cool or if she wanted me to take a extra 20 each word and sound em out! If so its a nice gesture but please stop. So I text her back "Hows your day going sweetie" and she says "PhURst EyE WInT 2 DhA Sto-" thats as much as i read before I was force to delete her number. She was beautiful tho.
Question: Can Somebody tell my why do people think its dope to "type with swag" or what ever u call it? It takes so much longer to send a text or message when your trying to make your words POP lol Twitter.com/JAMARDAVIS
I wake up to a loud Knock on the door. I see helments and two guys ...it was the missionaries! I already knew they heard me becuz came down the stairs a little loud. So anyway im there behind the door hoping they would go away NOPE they continue to knock on the door. I knew not to speak to them, only becuz i was trained as a kid. So I heard one of them say " We were just Interested in offering you a job" I never opened a door so fast ! I asked him what the job was...Becuz ..times are pretty rough. tell me why he said" Well If you read this pamflet and make sure u show up to these prayer classes then u will know what god has instore" Mannn I knew it was a scam! so I told em.. "sorry im not interested!" They do ANYTHING to get u to open that door !
Question: WHY DO MANY PPL HIDE AND GET SCARED WHEN THE PPL ON THE BIKES KNOCKS ON THEIR DOOR? lol
Dear 2 People that Unfollowed Me,
When i logged on twitter i noticed my followers were down. I thought we had an agreement! You said "if you follow me , i'll follow you" So now your gone? Just like that? With no signs of who you are im gonna have to go through ALL my friends so i can unfollow you now. (its only right)
With you I was doing 200 people, I was on my way to the big time. Now im doing 198...and its just not the same . You got me thinkin "was it something i said or did, I Couldve sworn the poor jokes were hilarious..i guess not."
So I leave you with this, Next time your leave me please let me know why ? i would love to improve what I can! Your ExFollower, @JAMARDAVIS
Question: Why do people get mad when they lose followers? Is it because of the numbers or what?Let me know! lol
Question: Why do people get mad when they lose followers? Is it because of the numbers or what?Let me know! lol
I just wanna take the time out to say that being a dancer and a music lover you had to enjoy Michaels music. I remember when i was young finding my moms jackson 5 casett. And i played it soo many times dancin in the living room. When ppl scrotanized him I always saw him for just..him. When I watch him perform my eyes were glued to him . His eora will forever live on. I promise that he bleeeds through my blood and soul. We will truely miss you Michael. Rest in peace.
To my queen,
I love the fact that when im thinking about you , you're thinking bout me .And we both send those "im thinkin bout you" text at the same time
To my queen,
I love how you brag about me to your friends even tho they didnt bring my name up.
To my queen,
I love how you hate your flaws but to me your perfect in everyway.
To my queen,
I love how you call me crazy because im addicted to white rice.
To my queen,
I love how you always say you have to tie your shoes just to make me hold your purse.
To my queen,
I love how we can finish each others________
To my queen,
I Love when i put your favorite snack on the highest cabinet just so i can hear you call my name to get it for you and you never notice why it always gets puts on the top.
To my queen,
I hate when you drag me inside victorias secret with you but i love when you ask me which one fits you best. :D
To my queen,
I love when Im feeling sick you cater to me.
To my queen,
I love when we go out to dinner and you always tell the waiter its out 10 year aniversiry even tho its only been 4 years .
To my queen
I love how you make other girls out there wish they had what you have.
To my queen,
I love how you make me wanna die, then come back to life just so i can fall in love with you again. To my queen,
I love that we can talk on the phone even tho we arent on the same network and minutes arent free
To my queen,
I love how i dream of one day giving the butterflies you give me to a pet shop just so someone else can feel how much i love you
To my queen,
I love when you tell me not to eat sweets becuz you dont wanna be taking care of 5 kids by yourself.
To my queen,
I love how you gave me a chance when your friends thought I wasnt worth your time.
To my queen,
I love how you make up monthly aniverseries, even if they dont really exist.
To my queen,
I love when we walk through the mall lil kids tell their parents" mom i wanna be like them"
To my queen,
... where are you?
thanks for reading, god bless
I love the fact that when im thinking about you , you're thinking bout me .And we both send those "im thinkin bout you" text at the same time
To my queen,
I love how you brag about me to your friends even tho they didnt bring my name up.
To my queen,
I love how you hate your flaws but to me your perfect in everyway.
To my queen,
I love how you call me crazy because im addicted to white rice.
To my queen,
I love how you always say you have to tie your shoes just to make me hold your purse.
To my queen,
I love how we can finish each others________
To my queen,
I Love when i put your favorite snack on the highest cabinet just so i can hear you call my name to get it for you and you never notice why it always gets puts on the top.
To my queen,
I hate when you drag me inside victorias secret with you but i love when you ask me which one fits you best. :D
To my queen,
I love when Im feeling sick you cater to me.
To my queen,
I love when we go out to dinner and you always tell the waiter its out 10 year aniversiry even tho its only been 4 years .
To my queen
I love how you make other girls out there wish they had what you have.
To my queen,
I love how you make me wanna die, then come back to life just so i can fall in love with you again. To my queen,
I love that we can talk on the phone even tho we arent on the same network and minutes arent free
To my queen,
I love how i dream of one day giving the butterflies you give me to a pet shop just so someone else can feel how much i love you
To my queen,
I love when you tell me not to eat sweets becuz you dont wanna be taking care of 5 kids by yourself.
To my queen,
I love how you gave me a chance when your friends thought I wasnt worth your time.
To my queen,
I love how you make up monthly aniverseries, even if they dont really exist.
To my queen,
I love when we walk through the mall lil kids tell their parents" mom i wanna be like them"
To my queen,
... where are you?
thanks for reading, god bless
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