I know you guys have onne of these spots in your city.
Sorry for the long absence . I have been in the process of getting a new computer . Thanks for all the support. I Will be Updating the blogs Weekly.And i will also add poems and songs to it. So stay tuned! god bless u and your family.
Im in the store at the sandwhich meat section and I notice This Female who looks real wealthy laughing at me because im looking at the "great Value"section. And she was in the real brand section. She thought she was better then me because I wasnt gonna get the full taste of cheese instead id get watered down plastic. I wasnt tripping at all though because when we got to the check out line her expensive items seemed to have got her card DECLINED . ha! Karma works in mysterious ways! She had to put everything back while I payed for my lil generic items w/ ease .
Question: Have you ever felt like you wanted to by Name Brand Food just so you can say your eatting "Kellogs" or "kraft" ?
I went to the bank w/ 500 dollars! Dont think im ballin just yet i was overdraft for 485 dollars and they threatened to suspend my account so i had to pay em. I get to the bank and its funny when you know you gotta pay them you walk in with a different vibe. You walk in w/ you head down counting how much money you gonna have left . And when you are just depositing money you start jerking to the bank because you know you ballin.
I get to the teller and I whisper " I would like to deposit 500 into my checking about" And she's like" ohhh we got a baller on our hands Maybe you can buy me lunch or something" and I say"whenever you get off we can get something sweety." So i swipe the card and then her whole expression change she says." Mr. Davis you know your checking is overdraft for $485 you broke muthaF****a " Im like "damn so you dont wanna hit the dolla menu anymore " I took my 15 dollars and bounced.
Question: Have you ever been a victim of overdraft? lmao
I get to the teller and I whisper " I would like to deposit 500 into my checking about" And she's like" ohhh we got a baller on our hands Maybe you can buy me lunch or something" and I say"whenever you get off we can get something sweety." So i swipe the card and then her whole expression change she says." Mr. Davis you know your checking is overdraft for $485 you broke muthaF****a " Im like "damn so you dont wanna hit the dolla menu anymore " I took my 15 dollars and bounced.
Question: Have you ever been a victim of overdraft? lmao
I had what I thought was a great job interview lined up for me. It was at a nurses office. i made sure i looked extra GQ that day. The interview started I'm on time. The lady is a well spoken Asian in her mid 30's. She's asking all kinds of questions. Nothing that i cant handle . So she asks " Did You like your last job" . And I wasn't gonna just say no because i didn't want her to ask why. So i front and tell her " yes it was a great job" She says "OK lets give them a call and put them on speaker." In my head I'm like " damn please don't mention the time i robbed y'all w/ my cousin" Long story short . I didn't get that job and was escorted out.
Question: Have you had a bad interview experience?
The worst feeling ever is having a bad wedgie. I couldve swore I wiped great but now im in the movie theater line feelin like i had a male thong on. I get my ticket and "duck " walk to the theater. Before i got in i decided to finally pull out the wedgie. I was very nonchalant about it. I pull it out and it feels like I took a little extra w/ it. I pay it no attention and proceed in the theaters.
I have my popcorn in my hand inching to my seat . So I sit down and I feel something putting like smashed by my cheeks. Then I smell so doo doo. I ran out the movie theaters knowing that I praticaly soiled myself . I should've never picked that wedgie.
QUESTION: HAVE U EVER PICKED OUT A WEDGIE AND GOT CAUGHT?
OKK SO I THOUGHT I JOINED THE STEP TEAM...I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS S.T.E.P. (SISTAS THAT EAT PUSSY) U SHOULDVE SAW ME AT THE ORIENTATION.THEY WERE TALKIN BOUT CUNNILINGUS , I THOUGHT THAT WAS OUR SQUAD NAME . I WAS THE ONLY DUDE IN THERE. THEY WERE LIKE" OHHHHH , I KNOW WHY YUR IN HER . WHAT DO U WANT TO TAKE FROM STEP." IM LIKE" SHITTTT I HEARD IF U DO IT RIGHT U CAN GET FREE TIMS AND WHITE BEATERS"
QUESTION; HAVE U EVER JOIN A GROUP THAT WASNT WHAT U THOUGHT IT WOULD BE?
You know what this is Im just touching basis w/ all my ppl who reads my blogs. So This weekend I told myself im gonna Lock In ! But guess what. I caught a little cold or something . No Coughing just sneezing and runny noses. I went to sleep mad early to like 9 ish? But i woke up in the middle of the night ; Uncomfortable as hell , body sore , runny nose, stomach growling. It was pretty bad.
So im trying to still continue w/ my daily rounds but my energy is low :/ but im gonna still get SOME things done.
I have some new web series in the works. Get ready for the take over LOL :)
It was a nice day out . The birds were chirping . The sun was out. It was perfect. So I Decide "hmm maybe i should go to the mall and halla at some ladies" And I get dressed. From head to toe I was looking pretty fresh . New Cut, shirt, hard denim jeans, exclusive sb's .. I was ready! So i get to the mall and u kno i lick my lips to get the ladies attention but nobody was coming. I was walking around the mall and they all were laughing at me? I had no idea so i just continued to lick my lips hoping to attract one ladie. 20 minutes straight I was still lickin my lips becuz thats how i seen my homie do it but the ladies were just laughing.
I finally decide to go to the bathroom and see what was so funny. I look in the mirror and I see that I licked my lips so much it has created a dark circle around my mouth! I immediately ran out the mall covering my lips. Just because it looks nice out doesnt mean its gonna be a good day !
Question: I cant go anywhere w/ out the right chapstick. Have u ever went without chapstick/lipgloss?
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